Legend of Starhorse

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General Overview

In a vast world of entertainment glories, there float many pieces of fiction. Terribly serious fiction. So terribly serious, in fact, that they are praised for their ability to stay so amazingly serious without being the least bit tempted to add a slight pinch of meta humor or an instant of clever wordplay. This is not one of those pieces of fiction.

Chapter 1: The First Chapter

Now according to The Incredibly Big Guide to Incredibly Big Fantasy/Science Fiction Stories, space is the perfect place to begin any science fiction/fantasy story. This story does not contradict that rule. Meaning it too starts in space. So, uh, space. Right. In this particular...Space...There was a spaceship. It was big and broad, gray in color and for some reason, had a large Winnebago mounted on top of it. In the ship was a stalwart crew of intelligent earth men who would trace the galaxy for signs of alien life and then hunt them down and splatter their testicles with hot glue. In the Winnebago was a man. Not just any man. He was actor and model, Captain Bruce Dellano, born on the planet Beezle and owner of one of the galaxy's greatest wonders...The four-legged interstellar warrior known to mankind as Starhorse The Just. Feared across the galaxy for his heroically macho whinny, Starhorse was the only thing between the universe's greatest threats and the world. And he was the closest thing that actor and model Captain Bruce Dellano had to a friend.

(I'll be doing chapters by bits, so I'll be finishing this later. Thanks for tuning in. -Captain Matt Lightning)