Chapter 1 Introduction:Fannoying!

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A while ago. Somewhere else. In a world of her own. Pretty vacant. A GSM (general sales manager. Named well. Lover of luxury. "The most incompetent person in digital." Golden hair and blue eyes. Taller than the norm. A little extra weight. Nothing too dramatic, though.

In a cubicle. In an open plan. In an office building. In a business park. On the ignored side of town.

She laughs at reality TV. The hipsters mock. "Can you believe she takes that stuff seriously?" She laughs at celebrity mishaps. She cries at celebrity tragedy. She is sentimental about dogs and children. She is single. She had a boyfriend. She never met his parents. She often wonders if she did the right thing.

Her friends talk about losing weight. They kinda lost touch with Janice, who has a baby. Otherwise they have been best friends since elementary school.

She gets a bus to work. There's a ten minute walk from the bus stop. When it rains, she runs. She is sweaty when she gets in, as well as wet, and takes ten minutes to dry herself with the drier.

She sleeps badly. She wonders if she will die alone. She went to French classes, hoping to meet someone, but the only man doing them was married.

She doesn't quite get why these people get so stressed. Their queries are either incredibly simple, or mind-bendingly complicated. She doesn't know much about computers. She would be the first to admit that.

Nothing really happens. Each day is like the next. She listens to music. At times she tries to exercise more. Nothing really takes. She is worried at times. She enjoys TV. She enjoys silly emails sent round by her friends. She doesn't like the hipsters, doesn't like their smartass comments. She doesn't like feeling stupid. They make her feel stupid.